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Wednesday 19-May-2010
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and I don't feel like typing the rest ..

I went to London in May, as you just read. And I found this card when I was cleaning up my desk, and I thought: 'why don't I just put this into a blog?'
And so I did. I put it in a blog.

I'm listening to 'Edit - Regina Spektor',
a song you HAVE to listen once. O wait, didn't I already say something like this in another blog? The 'Uh-Merica'-one?
I don't know, but I don't care either.
So .. do as I say!
Here you are! The link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT1pogkPjGg

I feel like quitting already, but I want to have a real long blog.
So you guys won't feel bored when you read this.
And it's a posibility that you are bored, am I right?

But hey, you don't have no doctor Robert, you don't have no uncle Albert, you can even have the credit, you can ride, but you can't get it .. t .. edit .. t .. edit.
Love it. Loooove it.
I can't stop saying it guys!
And the good thing is, that I don't háve to stop, because I can always say how much I love Regina.
Just as I can say how much I love God.
Though now I think of it,

I never mention God in my blogs.
I think I should.
Especially when I think about the fact that He created this all!
He gave us music.
Whoa,
I seriously have some sort of epiphany over here; about God's greatness.
Really! My insides are twisting, I'm like:
why don't I just act like a good Christian.
And now I feel guilty.

Phew. *sigh* *sigh* *double sigh*
I'm seriously sighing over here.

Alright, this blog turned from very witty, to real earnest.
I need to stop right now.

Bonsoir!
Wait, that's not something you say when you leave right?
No wait ..

Au revoir!

Double Fresh

Hey there my loyal two followers.
Did I ever tell you .. that I totally LOVEEE you?

And @ Elise Schuurman,
looking good today!

Elise? Why don't YOU follow me?
I'm super inspiring, -- here follows a huge list of adjectives -- pretty, goodlooking, awesome, cosy, nice, good smelling, good..

Okay! stop! Here is thé greatest Eliseeeee<3
Lydia you are amazing but don't exaggerate (:..

Elise?! Stop hacking me! I wasn't done yet!
.. smelling, great, friggin' great, smart, poopie smart, bright, clever, sharp, brainy, alive, smokin' hot, nice, dilicious, tasty, yummy, tempting (hehehe), snug, luscious, dainty, enticing, handsome, beautiful, neat, intelligent, able, clean, capable, bonny, spruce, wizard, witch (hohoho), santa'ish ..
hmm, I think I could elaborate this list endlessly, but .. I'm not going to do that.
Since Elise is leaving me,
and I feel lonely.

I want chocolate.
Choco.
Chocolat.
Bye!

Identical Remotes

What you see hither, is two remotes looking like eachother. I liketh this picture. Doth thou also liketh it?

I'm trying to sound real Shakespeare-ish.

Hahahahaha.

I love Shakespeare.

I once heard that when he didn't know the right word ..

he just made one up.

He made 1700 words!

Just words that don't mean anything!

Isn't that pure genius?

C-ya lata alligata.

Uh-merica:

Mrs. E. Roosevelt never heard me shoot my gun, la, la, la. 

Mrs. E. Roosevelt didn't even know I owned one, la, la, la. 

Somewhere between the cobblestone floor and the slated wooden ceiling la, la, la.

Cuddling my semi-automatic, what a very fuzzy feeling la la la. 

Oh, there's nothing like emptying a cartridge at the sun.  

Uh-merica, 

Uh-merica, 

Uh-merica, 

Uh- merica. 

There's only one thing I can say to that:

ge-ni-us. (though I don't know how to get rid of the weird spaces between the sentences)

So this is the song 'Uh-merica' by Regina Spektor.

And you should really listen it once.

Look it up on youtube! I mean it.

No wait!

Alright, I just looked it up on Youtube,

but I seriously couldn't find anything Uh-merica'ish that didn't sound like crap.

Well, it's a cool song! you definitely gotta download it.

HAHA!

I just had a real weird sensation:

you see the two Italics sentences?

Like, the "No wait!" and the "Alright, I just looked it up on Youtube," ...

You read it in like .. a few seconds.

But typing it took me quite a while!

I mean, when I typed the "No wait!" I Youtubed a bit first, so that took like a few minutes ..

okay, I really doubt it that you understand what I mean.

But it's just funny that writing a blog takes much more time than reading one.

Ha!

But ..

just one more time (just like Regina says in Uh-merica) --> download it.

Legally! Not illegally!

Because I don't want you guys to end up in prison .. for what I just told you to do.

Oh,

I smell spinach!

I'm outta here! I'm gonna be strong after this dinner!

YAY!

Strooong.

Bye!

Running Through Corridors Rocks!

Hey there,
did you know that running through corridors rocks?
You're probably like: 'why the hack would I know that?'
Well, to the people who do actually think that: 'you are a turtle.'

Pfew, that just had to be said. And I have the weird feeling this blog is going to be awfully short.
I don't like short blogs. I like them large, big, tall and loong.
Them long blogs. Awesome.

I'm wearing a 'black hoodie' today.
Wait .. ! I'm not! I'm not wearing a black hoodie.
And Wietse isn't wearing a 'white hoodie'. He totally has to!
WIETSE! I mean .. BENJAMIN! I mean .. Mr. PLOP! xD Mr. Plop. ROFL!

I heard the word 'Rofl-kopter' once.
I never really got an explanation .. I don't know what it means! And nobody seems to be planning to tell me!
Frustration.
So I made the solution up .. myself.
Yeah, I thought of it .. all by myself.
With my own brain,
not with google:
"the brain we never got"
quoting Hanners here.
I'm not even sure I quoted her right,
but she said something like that in her latest blog.
Anyways ..
"the brain we never got!"
And I came to the conclusion:
Rofl-kopter means ...
that you're rolling on the floor, laughing.. inside .. a helicopter.
but instead of heliCopter, it's heliKopter.
Get it?
Isn't that logical?
Well, I think so.
And I'm using too many 'enters'.

Okay,
Wietse aka. Benjamin (Button) aka. White Hoodie and I did something rather odd,
we did some butt-scraping in the B-Zero ward.
Butt-scraping. I hear you guys thinking:
'what on earth is butt-scraping?'
I bet you have a pretty strange (scary) image in your mind right now.
And I think .. that image does most of the explaining.

We scraped out butts ..
literally.
On the floor.
ON THE FLOOR!
Nobody understands why.
Only we do.
You know why?
Well, I was lying. We don't know either.
HA!

This is ..
the end of a blog with waay to many enters.

ps: J'Lo! Wietse's cheating on you!
pss: Wietse and I ran through the corridors today,
and even though he was faster ..
I looked better doing it. xD
HAHA!
Bye.

Local Downfall

I think the clouds have some sort of conspiracy against me.

This morning we (Vera and I) went to the supermarket, and the very moment we went outside it started to rain. And the funny thing was .. that the sky had been blue the entire time, just a few clouds .. and when we went out, there was this one cloud above our heads that decided to just piss on us.

Really, this already happened to me before. Several times actually! So that's why I think the clouds have a conspiracy against me.

And when I'm back inside .. the sun starts shining again. So .. sunshine is like derisive laughter to me.

That's why I hate summer so much. Everytime the sun shines, I feel like I'm being laughed at.

Hahaha.

Wait, this is nonsense. Sunshine rocks! Summer rocks!

(500) Days of Summer rocks as well!

Have you ever seen that movie?

I absolutely love it. Seriously,

You should see it,

even when you have already seen it.

You should see it again.

You should be watching it always actually!

Woooooh.

(500) Days of Summer. Less than three.

O! The soundtracks are even better! THE SOUNDTRACKS!

Seriously, I need to jump around right now.

*jumps around excitedly*

Pfew, I jumped around. That was intense. Whoa.

Alright,

Bye.

ps: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, if you read this ... I love you.

QUARTER POUNDER

I had a real good Quarter Pounder today. I was the only one who liked it though,

Wietse aka. Benjamin and Vera Sophie also had one [I convinced them], though they hated it!

Well, I think Vera overreacted just a tiny little bit, but Wietse hated the cheese.

Cheddar cheese is really tasty! I love it.

I just don't understand them.

Naggers.

xD

Naah, I had a great time. Seriously, loved it. (;

OH! Vera's here, finally! Yaaay.

She had to pack her bags, took her an hour and a half. Just to pack a bag with some clothes for one day.

Hahahahahahahhahaha.

Hilarious.

Well, she's here now. That's what counts.

We're watching some sort of dull TV show right now.

'What movie are we gonna watch tonight?'

- 'I have NO idea! You tell me. I can't pick one anyway.'

'No, you tell ME!'

Now she picked some sort of stupid movie. Shooot.

Vera! Don't. xD I shouldn't have told her to pick one. Hahaha.

Well, I'm not being really cozy right now,

so ..

this is the eeend.

This is the eeeeeeeend.

The end.

Spektography

I just need to say this.

I just found the word of the week,

no .. of the year ..

no .. of the century!

... and the word of the century is ...

SPEKTOGRAPHY!

I love Regina Spektor.

So this word totally rocks.

Rocks my socks off.

Spektography to y'all.

I Burn From Time To Time

I just went to some sort of convention in church.
I went there, expecting to see a lot of people my age.
Though, I noticed when I arrived, the place was literally filled with ooold people.
And when I say 'ooold', I mean .. really old.
Well, not super old. But .. well, they weren't my age at all.
So I was *whispers* bored to death. I don't want my father to hear me, 'cause I told him I wasn't bored. When he asked me 'Are you bored?' I was like: 'Noooo! It's really .. interesting! *YAWN*
But I made an arrangement with myself .. I'm leaving this elderly home after the coffee-part of the evening. That sucked just a little, because I really wanted coffee, but ..
everybody was so 'proud of me that I was there' and 'they really liked it I made it tonight', so if I would have stayed for a delicious, awesome, amazing cup of coffee .. I wouldn't have been here now. I'm glad I went home right away.
Cause now .. I can drink all the coffee I want .. whenever I want .. etc.

Tomorrow my best friends coming over.
I'm soooo looking forward to that.
My parents will me out all weekend, so we're gonna .. you can probably guess ..

PARTEEEH!

We're real party animals. *lies*
We've already planned some stuff.
- Friday: school, school, school = death, then we'll revive eachother, have dinner at McDonald's and then we'll just chill around a little in Zwollywood. Then we'll go home, kill some crocodiles (yeah right) and watch some [bad] movies;
- Saturday: wake up (hopefully), eat, fooood, fooooood.

I LOVE food.

That's why we're gonna have a three course menu Saturday night.
The part I'm looking forward to the most.
And now .. my mother just told me they might be back Saturday night.
YOU GUYS CAN'T! You guys weren't gonna be back untill Sunday morning/evening. I don't know. But NOT Saturday!
Huuuuge questionmark. Why?
Crap,
I'm gonna convince them to find some sort of Bed & Breakfast to spend their Saturday night.

It's their 17th aniversary tomorrow. That's why they're having a nice break, just for the two of them.
I think it's good for them,
not that I'm so hard to handle (hehe), but my lil' brother and two lil' sister .. whoa! They're hard to handle. Naah, kidding.
[Trust me, I'm the nicest kid over here..]

Right now I'm waiting for someone to post a blog.
And that someone is called Wietse. O wait .. I mean .. Benjamin. That's what he wants to be called. Benjamin?! Where is your blog. I'm in desperate neeeeed of a blog to read.
And you're blog is probably gonna be awesome, and funny!
So come on, stop working. Quit your boring job at the supermarket .. get rid of all the crazy 'I gotta poop'-people and show some devotion to this blogging! Alright?

Now I gotta go,
Seeyaguyslatah!

Figuring Stuff Out

I'm trying to figure something out here. But I can't.
I seriously can't figure it out.
I'm trying to change some sort of time-zone-setting, because when I post my blog at 5 PM it says I posted it at 2 AM. So there's definitely something not right about that.

Dianne is sitting next to me. And she's barfing all the time, now she has hiccups. It's seriously hilarious. She's so funny. She wants me to read hér blog. 'It's about cannibals with 6 fingers!' She said. Hahahahahahahaha.
I can't wait to read it. xD Exciting, isn't it?

I'm at school right now, and it's really hot today. I'm sweating all over the place, seriously. It's driving me nuts. And the teacher standing in front of the classroom .. totally rocks! (I'm a huge liar)

In half an hour, I'll be singing!
Do do do dap, do do do do do do do do do do do dap, do do do dap.
Do do do dap!
That's one of the songs.
It looks really stupid when you look at is this way.
Haha.

Alright, I have to kill Dianne now. She's kicking me at the moment,
and she wants to lick my cheeck.
This has to stop.
Hahahahahahahaahaha.
No, Dianne .. I still love you. <3

Hehe, usually I don't use the 'less than three'-thing. But I felt like doing it today.

So, I Love You Guys! <3 <3 <3

Stop calling me!

Some stranger has been calling me all day!

It's driving me crazy! A few minutes ago he (or she) called again, and I felt like throwing my phone out the window! Really. Stop calling me!

I don't know who you are, and I really don't think you're gonna read this, but I don't care about that. You're just gonna have to stop stalking me. Aight? (hahaha, 'aight' sounds so .. 'cool')

School, on the other hand, was pretty good! I only had two real classes: arts and english. Both really useless, though funny. I seriously laughed the entire time. So ..

I must have laughed for 3 hours or something. Haha.

Now something else,

Oprah is awesome! She just told me to stop eating chips. xD I'm not even eating right now! Oprah, stop talkin' to me! Unless you have something nice to say to me.

Oh, now she's leaving. Well, bye Oprah! I still love you,

especially when you give those really cool presents to the audience. (:

Ze end of ze story. (French accent)

ps:

Oprah gave everybody some basket filled with healthy stuff, and some sort of machine that can help you to lose weight. LOL!

no, I shouldn't be LOL-ling about that.

THE ACTUAL END!

The Great Forest Atlas

Hey there!

Just went to Hanners place. She totally killed it tonight.

Really, I love her. (:

Hanna! I love yah!

Anyway,

I'm really excited about this blogging thing.

I really like this!

Because whenever I'm bored, I can just create some lame blog! Read by nobody.

It's wednesday tomorrow, that means .. sports! yay yay yay.

*cough* no, not yay.

Really NOT yay at all. I hate sports.

Well, most of the time I do.

But sometimes .. I turn out to be really good at something! Those are the moments I love the most. Because then I can tell myself, Lydia .. you actually don't suck at sports.

And then I tell everybody I don't suck at that one thing. They, of course, ask me to show them. And then I suck at it at once. So onfair! Life's a female dog.

Okay, I feel like taking a shower now.

SO I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER!

Yay.

Seeya guys.

The 2nd .. minus one.

So,

my first blog. *sigh*

To be honest I'm not in a blog-ish mood,

but I don't care.

The peculiar voice in my head says: 'Lydia! Stop this nonsense,

you've got better things to do!'

But I'm like: 'No way! I'm not gonna do what you tell me to do! And by the way .. I've never done so! And you .. you suck!'

That will shut him up for a while.

Alright,

today was an awful random day, as usual.

School is awful, and random.

So am I.

Wait, if I'm awful & random ...

isn't school the place to be for me?

Well, let me just get to the point here:

No way. School is NOT a place to be.

Whoa! This is getting deep.

Deeper than the ravine I spit in once in a while.

No wait. I don't spit in ravines.

Well dear reader,

it's time for me to go.

Bye, bye,

bye,

bye. (hehe, you didn't see that one coming, did yah?)