Saturday, February 23, 2013

FUNNY ELDERLY HOME WOMAN

Right now I'm waiting, on the couch again, for my dad to get home with stuff for the super bulky brunch we're going to have with the entire family. Waiting never seemed to take so long.
Except waiting for that funny elderly home woman to email me back, I've been waiting weeks for that now. I don't know what to do, it makes me nervous. Why do people not just stand on MY SIDE FOR A CHANGE?????????? *million question-marks and inside tears* [In case you read this, elderly home woman, call me now. Or I'll have to c(=k)a(=i)ll you.

Fortunately I can say to myself: whatever, fuck you. Laura Mvula is amazing and she made my favorite song of the month: Green Garden. It's lovely!

Ah, it's time for me to get my nervous butt of this marine-blue sofa and get the table set.

Penis.

Whoops. Did I just say that?

Bye.


Thursday, February 21, 2013

Existentialism

Shit. I really want to take a shower, but this couch is way too comfortable! What is this? Who am I? WHAT am I?! WHY AM I HERE??!!?!

Today I'm the ultimate existentialist, sipping cold water from an energy-drink bottle and watching terrible tv-shows. This should be a good day.
And this is the point where I don't know what to talk about anymore. I could either just get up and take a shower and do more sitting OR I could spend the entire day sitting here ... wanting to go take a shower, but not doing it.

No, I'm going.

I'm leaving.

I'm alive.



Saturday, February 16, 2013

Snowwhite and the partycake all over her dress.

Because the height of my desk I do my writing, drawing, "studying" etc. while sitting on a white bar-stool. How sophisticated is that? Very, I know.

Today is opa's birthday. And it is to be celebrated, big time. Therefore in about an hour we will be driving for 90 minutes towards "the party adress". I know already that I am way too overdressed. I even have a little theme going on. I'm throwing my own theme party. I introduce to you: Snowwhite. (This is the part where a revealing picture pops up, but I don't have a picture, nor do I feel like making one, I'm ... so ... sorry)
Yes, I am snowwhite today. Bright red lips. Bright blue dress. And a little extra 'woman', the highest heels I could find in my closet.

I'm an idiot. My sister is wearing sweatpants. Hahahahaha. Okay, I'm off to drink some more lemonade. I love lemonade. I made it with the lemons life gave me.

Hugs 'n kisses!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Django Django: Unchained

I have some bad news. One: crunches and round the clock lunges bore the shit out of me. Two: I still don't have a job. Three: I don't know.

As you all notice this is a very unstable stadium in my life. I'm an eighteen year old woman, with a brain that is just as much in shape as her body and a slightly above average foot size.
I just got a message that the people at the clothing store don't need me. Well, that's something. At least I know what I'm up to there. The elderly home hasn't been very enthusiastic, they didn't call, text or email me. Neither did I hear from anybody else.

The last days I've been having fiery discussions with myself and my parents about whether I should go back to the local supermarket or not. Only thinking of it makes me cringe. I'd rather be a snail overloaded with salt than to work there again.
I'd rather be poor and a burden to my parents than ... ugh. I'm not even going to talk about it anymore. It's out of the question.

A Fifa-playing friend of mine introduced me to Django Django (which I find really coincidental, because the name Django reminds me of that movie that is supposed to be really good), best musicians of the month. They definitely unchained something in me.

Django Django: Unchained

I want you to click this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGTORbJgB4 I will not leave before you clicked this. It's ging to change your life and way of thinking. 

Okay, I'm going to leave anyway. I'll be finishing my book. See you around.

Monday, February 04, 2013

I love you all - Elderly home people

I don't know what to do with my life. I can't find a job and I can't find anything else. I think it's fair to say this is an official crisis.

The last couple of weeks I've been wandering around the world (my hometown and Zwollywood, that is), just marching in and out stores hoping a miracle would happen and somebody would hire me. It didn't happen.
I'm waiting for about four people to give me a call or email me. Non of them have yet, and waiting doesn't seem to be the smartest idea.

THEREFORE

I'm going to the elderly home today. "Hey elderly home person, I'm very good at cleaning, pretty chatty and I like singing. Hire me? If I had money I would give you some. But I don't. That's also the fact that I would love to become a cleaner here. Bye elderly home person! Here you go!" *throws resume on desk* *smiles blindingly* *throws hair loose* It doesn't matter what sex the elderly home person it, they're gonna be stunned anyway.

Now. I'm going to have a coffee, a nice whole-wheat sandwich and I'm gonna show them what I have.

I love you all!