NO!

No! Prince Harry has a piece of toilet paper sticking to his shoe! Terrible. An abomination! PRINCE WILLIAM HAS IT TOO! How on earth ... ?!

O wait, it's no toilet paper. It's supposed to be underneath their shoes. Sorry.

The Royal Wedding

How original, a blog about the Royal Wedding. I bet there already are thousands of 'em. But I just felt like doing it.
Man, I'm not really pro all the hotchpotch. Oeh! Even family Beckham is there! Awesome. Eww, Victoria, seriously ... that dress! Are you kidding me? I bet your made that yourself .. with your eyes closed!
And she's so aware of all the camera's, look at her face! Unbelievable.

You know .. I've actually been to Westminster Abbey once! Last year I went there ... O NO! I just saw the most awful dress ever! O MY GOODNESS! How can you possibly wear that Royal person.
O yeah, I love this. Me and my mom are totally criticizing all the wedding peeps.

Quoting my mom: "Wow, she definitely had a nose-job. It looks like she's wearing a thing swimmers wear on their noses"
HAA! Now it's confirmed! The commentators laugh about her messed up excuse for a nose. Oh, I feel sorry for her.

Wait, are there actually trees in the Abbey? Trees?! Maybe they're there for the birds in the nests .. err ...  hats of the female guests.

 I really want to film my mother. I've never seen her act this way.

Besides the Royal Wedding there's another reason for me to be .. "happy". Today is my official LAST SCHOOL DAY! Pretty great huh? Yeah, we're going to have a parteh! The theme is awful though. I really don't know who made it up: I love Holland. <-- NOT! I almost did something really stupid. I had packed my bag entirely for school, at once I remembered: wait, that bag  had the British flag on it! If I bring that to an "I love Holland"-themed party with only nationalistic Dutch people I'll probably end up in a wheelchair. Bad, bad, bad.

Oooh! Who is that dark man sitting with the commentators! *drool drool drool*
And Elton John is almost too fat to walk normally. "He looks like a clown!" So says: ma mother.

Am I crossing a line here? I mean .. I'm insulting Elton John. That .. is .. wrong. But I'm not going to delete that sentence, because people need .. to know .. the truth *sobs* The hard truth.

Alright, CNN is going to take a little break which means I am .. leaving! And by leaving I mean: I'm going to eat biscuit. Lots and lots of biscuit.

I´M HOOKED

The Guild - People .. it's one of the funniest, most ingenious shows I've ever seen on Youtube. Definitely check it out.

Outside

At this moment I love Holland. Well .. the WEATHER in Holland that is. I'm sitting outside, right now! It's only 8.30 am. And I'm enjoying the sunshine on my face. A nice, cool breeze plays with my hair and I'm wearing the headphones my mom got on her birthday (very good ones) ... she probably doesn't mind. She's not home anyway. Hehehe!

Besides that all... I dedicate this day to .. STUDYING! I'm very motivated now. That's why I really need to start studying at this moment.

---- Okay .. I just tried to take a picture of myself in the sunshine. It didn't really work out: I look like a crooked-mouthed angel with sunglasses surrounded by bright lights.

...

Much Ado About Nothing

Maaaan, I did some major shopping today. In THIS township! Man, I'm flabbergasted. 

I can't wait to go "shopping" again. As far as you can call it shopping. Ha!

I need/want food. No, I don't need food. I only want food. Foooood!

Chantier de Construction Navale

(At least .. that's what 'google/translate' said. What I meant to say was: yard) Hahaha, google/translate is an idiot. Did you know you could actually beat box with it? I mean .. literally! Just do exactly as I say:

Click to enlarge.  

So, where were we. O yeah, Google/Translate being an idiot. No offence Google T. Mind if I call you Google T.? You're good, I use you for all my translating! Even Thai! My friend Hanna also loves Thai .And by that .. I mean Thai food of course, she's a food addict. Kidddding! *cough* Not kidding *cough*. 

What was I talking about in the first place? O yeah! Yard! Well, I just wanted to tell you that tonight .. I totally worked my butt off in the front yard! I'm exhausted, but the result is alright! I turn out to be a pretty good gardener. 

RESPECT TO MY GARDENER-SKILLS! And don't think I'm arrogant now, because I'm very insecure .. and having this particular skill boosts up my ego. That's why they call stuff like this an ego boost. 

I'm such an inspiration ..... *cough*to myself*cough*

O yeah, O yeah! Your bookworm has started a new book. It's not even one book .. it's a heptalogy. And yes, I know .. Wikipedia isn't that reliable, but .. who cares? I use Wikipedia for pretty much everything. Wait a minute .. maybe that's why I'm such an idiot! He he he.

However, I've been reading ... The Death Gate Cycle #1 Dragon Wing. And peeps .. I can tell you this: if you don't like books .. you will definitely like this! Because it totally doesn't make any sense! And on the other hand it totally does! You know what I'm saying? <-- you're supposed to pronounce that last sentence very fast, so that you almost can't hear it. That's so funny.

The Weather
Just broaching a new random topic here. I'm starting to actually LIKE Holland (in terms of the weather). It's so warm + vitamin D-ish + Sunny + ca 20 degrees Celsius/293,15 Kelvin and so on. 

We Will Rock Ya!

"Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time ..."

Queen

It's not that I have to tell you that EPIC song is from Queen, of course. I just felt like doin' it, to make it look more .. formal. But you know ... Another one bites the dust, y'all.
As you may have noticed .. I'm in a Queen-ish mood. And you know what that is? .... *drumroll*

Yes people, testweek is officially over! I still need to get used to the idea, but it is true. The only (other) desoriënting thing is .. no vacation afterwards? Very very disturbing.
Talking about disturbing: that Busta Rhymes guy .. what the heck! He raps too fast to be true! I can't believe my ears. Ö Jawdropping! Almost as jawdropping as .. THIS!
I sometimes have my moments, such as this one. I can only listen Queen songs, listening to another .. anything ... would be treason.

Boom boom clap! Boom boom clap! Boom boom clap! Boom boom clap! Boom boom clap! Buddy you're a boy make a big noise/ Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace. Kickin' your can all over the place! We will .. we will rock you!

If I keep doing this .. I might end up disliking them, which is practically impossible, but .. it's possible anyway! So I need to stop. In fact .. right now!

Wait a minute! They're singing about me in this one! They just rocked my world !

Vitamin D

Ahh, the sun is shining. The birds are singing. A cool summer breeze strokes your itchy skin. Itchy skin?! Does that sound like 'awful' to you? Well, to me it does. And you know what? It's exactly what happened to me today. I had a wonderful day off .. so I decided to use the spare time to work on my tan. And now I'm sitting here, inside .. with some sort of weird allergic reaction! According to my wise father, this could be THE SUNS WORK! Yes! Don't trust the sun! From now on I'll be walking around in a turtleneck!
No seriously, it's itchy .. and the moment you scratch it .. it's hurting! Asshole! Yes I'm talking to you sun! No .. wait .. I'm taking back my words. I love you sun. Don't stop shining because of what I said. Please .. no! No! Stay! STAY! Crap, he's gone. I'M SORRYYYYYY!

'You're too late.'
What?! Huh? Who said that?!
'It's me .. the mooooon.'
I don't know no moon, y'all!*
'Stop talking like you're from the hood, because you're not. I can know, I've been watching you from the very beginning.'
Ah, shut up you ..
'O, are you insulting me too? You better stop that. Idiot.'
Now you're insulting me! Idiot!
'No, you're the idiot here.'
No! You're the idiot.
'You.'
You!
'Youhouuu!'
YOU!

And so on.

It's time for me to go stare at my red itchy skin in disbelief for the next couple of hours.

*I'm so very sorry for my bad 'da hood' slang. He he he.

Lazyness

I just sent an email to my maybe-boss-to-be .. because I promised him.
But I don't want to! I don't want to work. Sadface/Lazyface.

The Fire

Sometimes .. I wish I lived in a small cottage, somewhere in the heart of England. If ever there's going to be a chance for me to move to England .. I would do it! I really would.

But .. there's a lot of things I "would do if I get the chance". Yeah, with inverted commas. I bet I'm going to end up somewhere here, in Holland. Maybe I'll become the most Dutch person ever.

Yes people, that's Future Lydia. Doesn't that hat look fabulous on me?

Apart from becoming like THAT .. I also love chocolate. Especially .. white chocolate with coconut! That is absolutely marvelous. I bet you're going to love it the moment it touches your taste buds. Really! Unless you hate coconut. Unless you're allergic to white chocolate. ö ö ö

I pity those.

Coconut. White chocolate. In fact, white chocolate isn't even real chocolate. That sucks! I think it's real chocolate. People who say: No! White chocolate is NOT CHOCOLATE! are stupid.

By the way: I fi-na-lly read that Relient K book I bought a few years (as in a few months) ago. And you know what? I l o v e d it! I still love it!

I think it's time for me to write them a letter. And this is what it's going to look like:

Dear Matthew, Matthew, Jon, John and Ethan (aka Relient K),

You guys rock! Literally and figuratively. Every word you speak ... is wonderful. Even the words with only two letters. Even your gibberish is wonderfully great.

You know? ... Of course you know! I don't even need to ask that. You know everything. You guys are so smart. I mean, you have to be .. according to all your ingenious lyrics.

There's a big chance this letter will end up with some old, rotten piece of fried chicken in a trashcan behind the Capitol Records building, BUT ...

that doesn't bother me. Even that is a great honor. I'd be the only one to say: My letter has been thrown in the trashcan Relient K probably used once!

Yes Matt, Matt, Jon, John and Ethan (I'm allowed to call you by your first name AND shorten them, right?), you're music -and especially you, because without you guys there would be no such music as yours- means a lot to me. And to my mom, too. Since I'm too busy listening to y'all making music rather than annoying her.

Not that I'm annoying! No no no. I'm not annoying. And if you think this letter is annoying .. forget about it immediately! I don't want you to think I'm annoying.

Shoot, now I'm too scared to write down my own name.

Love,

Jessica Simpson

PS

My real name isn't Jessica Simpson

So, that's what the letter would look like.

O by the way .. this is my new lay out. And these are also the colors I'm going to use for my room. I'm so thrilled. Thrilllled! Thriller >> Michael Jackson >> Black and White >> Chessboard >> Monk >> Television >> Boredom >> School >> ARGH! >> frustration >> screaming >> singing >> awesome >> Relient K >> music >> studio >> amazing! >> Relient K >> awesome >> Relient K >> great >> *fill in the blanc*

Shoot, the internet connexion froze .. now I can't post this! Why?!

Ahh, it's back. Yes!

A piece of [f]art

An Hour of Fame

Tonight .. was awesome! Me and Hanna had our first ACTUAL recording today. In a real life studio! It was absolutely worthwhile. Really!

Man, I love studio's. I would make singing and recording (and stuff) my job. IF (here comes the disturbing 'if'-part) .. I weren't such a wuss. Which I really am. Hehe.

Cause for smile

O people, I'm enjoying a lovely cup of Ice Cappuccino. How amazing is that? Unbelievable. Unbelievably nice! And only because the musicteacher didn't show up in class today. Which meant .. supermarket! It's like a tradition: whenever you have time .. go to the supermarket to buy food, drinks and other useless stuff that you actually don't need because you have enough food and drinks in your schoolbag. My, I'm spoiled. Crappy, I feel guilty now. Why do I do that? I also bought a croissant! Like I need that! I have two nice sandwiches in my bag! On the other hand, it was an awesome croissant, so I'm glad I did it. I needed it. Good, why do these school computers not work decently? They never do what you want them to do. Siiiiigh. O my! Why is Celine Dion such a good singer! She's ... awesomely, very, weirdly, crazily, fantastically, wonderfully amazing! Man, man, man. I'm amazed. Like I just thoroughly described with *counts* SIX adjectives in a row. I think it's time for me to start doing something homework-ish-y. I want to be able to show something I did today to my parents. That way they have something to be proud about. Hehe.

Vintage Forever !

In-Between Phase

If you are very loyal to this blog, you probably noticed some major changes in my design. Yes people, I just felt like changing it entirely. I'm not a 100% sure of this one yet, it's some sort of 'in between fase' of The Blindfolded Trouble.

I just need to figure out what my style is! And I'm going to find that out when I can paint my room! And you know what? I'm going to adjust the colors of my blog to the colors of my future room. I'm not sure what it's going to be .. but .. we'll see!

Socializing : D

Yes peeps, it's time for me to do something! In two weeks ... I'm done with High school! Done! Forever! Well, only the finals .. but then .. no more childish people scourging the hallways, no more dull math tests, no more tedious history stories, no more .. no more nothing!

Well, college is not "a rose garden" either. Nobody "promised me a rose garden" (quoting Hanners) I just hope college is going to be awesome!

Now I gotta go do some socializing with my grandparents.

*socialize*

*socialize*

*socialize*

*socialize*

Down by the riverside ...

Today, people, is was the hottest day we've had in Holland so far this year. Around 75.2 degrees! That ... is ... hot! I hope the weather remains this hoooooot : D I'm stuffed with vitamin D, great!