I don't know what to do with my life. I can't find a job and I can't find anything else. I think it's fair to say this is an official crisis.
The last couple of weeks I've been wandering around the world (my hometown and Zwollywood, that is), just marching in and out stores hoping a miracle would happen and somebody would hire me. It didn't happen.
I'm waiting for about four people to give me a call or email me. Non of them have yet, and waiting doesn't seem to be the smartest idea.
THEREFORE
I'm going to the elderly home today. "Hey elderly home person, I'm very good at cleaning, pretty chatty and I like singing. Hire me? If I had money I would give you some. But I don't. That's also the fact that I would love to become a cleaner here. Bye elderly home person! Here you go!" *throws resume on desk* *smiles blindingly* *throws hair loose* It doesn't matter what sex the elderly home person it, they're gonna be stunned anyway.
Now. I'm going to have a coffee, a nice whole-wheat sandwich and I'm gonna show them what I have.
I love you all!
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