Eggs boilin' & coffee pourin'

Sitting on a chair in the kitchen, right in front of the stove, waiting for the eggs to boil. I'm humming Herman Hermit's 'No Milk Today', for some funny reason, and it doesn't even suit the situation, since I'm wearing a big glass of milk.

I'm glad. The water is finally boiling. Sometimes it spatters in the fire, causing loud cracky noises and huge flames. I'm slightly scared and I want to do something about it but I won't, because I'm blogging. And there's only one thing that can come between me and my blindfolded trouble and that's time. Good ol' time. 

Ah! Cause for joy! My pot of coffee is ready to be poured in a big mug and down my throat. Actually kind of devious, isn't it? I might as well just cast it in my gullet right away. Or no, my "esophagus". What a word. 

Alright, while A-Ha is doing their thing I'm gonna make some tea for mother and sister. Toast some bread and think about Nick and Jess's kiss. 

And watch this video: http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2013-01-30/new-girls-nick-and-jess-kiss-why-jake-johnson-never-saw-it-coming/

Hahahahahha, if you know Jake Johnson, or you know someone who knows him OR you know someone who knows someone who knows him or maybe somebody who knows his cousin ... or maybe if you ARE Jake Johnson, let me know. Because I love you. 

I'm just gonna say it. I'm in love with a fictional character and I want to believe that Jake Johnson is eggsactly the same as Nick in New Girl. So. 

Did you see what I did there? 

I was thinking about eggs. 

You figure out the rest.